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What if jobs and colleges checked tumblrs?

when you hear your parents coming and you try to switch to a safe tab only to realize there is no safe page

THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE

THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE

THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE

~~THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE~~

~~THERE IS NO SAFE PAGE~~

SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING

ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

NOWHERE TO HIDE

OPEN PAINT

OPEN PAINT

~~OPEN PAINT~~

RELEVANT

papertissue:

Rooftop cow

I’M THE SWEETEST BITCH YOU’LL EVER MEET.

I’M THE SWEETEST BITCH YOU’LL EVER MEET.

likeneelyohara:

(by Lilyanne Kane)

So true.

endlessly-fascinating:

shhhhjustcome:

Boys at Other School’s :

and im like :

Boys at my school :

and im like:

but those boys at other schools usually end up being assholes and the boys at our school usually end up being attractive/semi-attractive by senior year so i guess it works out in ways

THE BOYS IN MY SCHOOL

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

mhart1307:

lmaogtfo:

=O I loved these things. =/

O M G